Monkeys Humping on the Subway

Get closer? Seriously, how much closer could two humping monkeys possibly get? The Bronx Zoo is getting all raunchy with their ads on the Grand Central/Time Square shuttle trains. I remember back in the 80's they used to have quaint little commercials using the Simon and Garfunkel song "At the Zoo" and now they've resorted to monkey humping. No wonder kids are growing up faster these days. Why not just make the ad totally realistic with some 3-d monkey poo being thrown? Isn't that what everyone wants to see (as long as it's thrown at someone else)?

Although frankly, doesn't everyone sort of love to see monkeys humping? Well maybe the joy is in seeing monkeys humping other types of animals or inanimate objects. There's nothing quite like a monkey humping a hapless talk show host. Nothing.
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