Ice Cream Cop
I probably should have saved this one for July 4th because a cop with a gut buying ice cream from a truck on the street in New York just screams out "America- I am everything you stand for. America, I am you. America, I am free, and therefore thanks to the transitive property-America you too are free. America, do you want a cone or a cup?". This was taken on Essex Street near Stanton on the Lower East Side.