Funny bus driver today

Someone's been drinking the MTA kool-aid because the overly enthusiastic bus driver on the crosstown this morning, in addition to goodmorning'ing and thanking everyone as they swiped their metrocards, gave us this gem over the PA, "Be sure to take all your belongings, including your children. I'm not kidding about the children." Of course it wasn't nearly as funny by the next stop when she repeated it again.
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