Parking Garage Defies Laws of Physics

A Trump Place parking garage on New York's Upper West Side has managed to defy the basic laws of physics and create infinite space. Unlimited parking within a building- how is this possible? I decided to investigate. The manager on duty, who looked to be around 800 years old all hunched over, told me in his gravelly voice, "Help you I can, yes. You will find only what you bring in. Size matters not." That sort of made sense but this big-eared old man was not the man I was looking for.

To find the answers I had to go directly to the big cheese, the head honcho, the man with the hair, the big man himself, The Donald. Since it's in a Trump building, he must have the scoop. Suspiciously Mr. Trump has not yet responded to my request for further comment via his Trumpblog. So the plot thickens. Clearly it's some sort of Trump conspiracy to cover up his newest real estate weapon- infinite space. This unlimited space thing is going to be huge- just think about the price per square foot when you're living in infinity sq feet. It's a bargain at any price. That's why Trump's making the big bucks.
Yes the lowest rates in the neighborhood are over $500 a month for a luxury car (plus $42 if it's an SUV).
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